07 October 2004

6th Post

Today was a bitch, in the morning at least. In practice, Alonzo the Nazi was being more of a little bitch than normal, i guess he forgot his Midol today, but thats not what pissed me off the most, during practice at least, what got to me is this little bitch thats in the Horn line. Shes a hag that is never goin to get any, and she has decided that band is the next best thing. I officially hate her. I dont even know her name, ill call her .... BitchNoName. The reason why i hate her now is this: it was a hard practice, i was putting in extra effort, then they tell us to take a break, get out of the sun normal shit, so anyways i decide to go inside to get a drink and just relax. As i was sipping on my water and talkin with the boys just being genuinely unproductive, we lost track of time and we got to our spots like 10 seconds late, all fine and good, ill do whatever noncence the Nazi tells me and i wont have to hear his shit. i get to my spot, the Nazi goes " Go down for ten" i give him a kick ass pirate laugh and then see that the band is about to start moving again, i tell Adolf, "ill do em after practice". Then out of no where, BitchNoName has to open her fuckin yap, "go down now!!".....fucking bitch. I mean she just saw me turn down Nazi's proposal, who the fuck does she think she is?...oh thats right Mrs. Hitler. At that moment i was just about to tell the bitch off, she is not even a DI or any "rank", shes a pawn, a tool currupted by the propaganda that band gives out, i feel sorry for her at some level. She is not worth my time, or can beat me it was like a cricket to a bull frog. So i thought. it turns out she has become one of the suck ups that make band a Communist affair, if i fuckin touch her, im out. Shit!!! She won this one, once again she has to open her pie hole, "NOW!!!" ohhh, BitchNoName means buisness, i look at her with a grin, she stares back, i laugh, Nazi sees whats happening and makes me go down.The rest of practice i was pissed, not only did she win but she saw me fucking take her shit. BitchNoName doesnt get she just got one of the worst enemys she will ever get. Even though i lost this one by a fucking political technicallity, the war is not over. The revolution has begun. So it's the end of practice im still ticked off at BitchNoName and Alonzo the Nazi, but i manage to cool down, during the speach.[NOTE: at the end of every practice the director has to give a small speach, usually making us feel like shit, during this time me and people will usually reflect on pointless shit just to get a laugh and so we wont have to listen to the shit spewing out of every Nazi there] After that i cool down more, we go inside to finish off the rest of practice. Once again a speach to wrap up practice. but this time some important info, then comes BitchNoName asking a retarted question, i laughed but no one got the joke. let the man finish! so the info was important, It turns out that we have to sign up for our rooms tomorrow, fine and dandy, scince i kick so much ass i'll just room with my buddys. That was the plan, for me at least. Then comes "the nuisance", this guy is a little whiny stuborn up the ass little girl, a Homestar if u will(link is kinda big and requires the Macromedia player "flash player", if u have a shit system like my old one, stay away): i repect Steven Pendle-Sn(check ur periodic table to get the joke kiddos) when hes not being a nuisance. so steve decides to show his face when we are deciding on rooms, he invites himself in. [BACKSTORY: before this we had been in the same rooms for the past 2 years, it was Me, Ernie, Bueno, and Steve.] he is unaware that this year one of us will have to go. Naturally it was him, so i thought. when someone had to tell him, guess who they picked, the biggest prick in the group, ME! I knew i was in trouble. I started to break it to him, he just fuckin kept saying "why? why me? im a little bitch hit me in the head." i knew it wasnt goin to be easy and it isnt, this fucker will do anything to get in, it is either me or him but scince no one will deal with his stubborness, im goin to willingly fucking take the fall, fuck him. we all know he will get in either way, either by me just fuckin giving up, or him getting so annoying that we have no other choice, so ill just fuckin swallow my pride, go down as the bigger man and let him take it, its not worth him crying.FUCK IM PISSED.as it turns out im pissed at the world at this moment, i just fucking want to go home, not talk to anyone at that time, i fucking gather my things i go outside to wait for my dad, sit on my case......then, fuck im falling, seems the grass was all wet underneath my case, it slips, and i start to fall. i cling on for some sorta pride, i just cliged on for a nasty scrape on my arm, fuck that hurt. Thank God that no one saw that. But still i got pissed, but all i did was laugh, what else can ya do?

Later this day i went to the moovies, i saw "A Sharks Tale" meh it was ok, no "finding nemo" but it was worth my $5.Funny stuff though. But what was funnyer is that as me and my bro went to the moovie, we were hearing the radio. and what hapens next is beyond me.
We turn it to Kiss on his XM (fancy) and what comes on is that song "All My Life" by-K-Ci and JoJo. We both look at eachother to make a move, I like the fucking song,unfortunately so did he.... we just stay quiet, and at the main chorus, BAM! we both start singing it, but not just that, we, at some sort of subconcious level, know the entire song. Why we know the lyrics im still trying to figure out. At the end of it we both stay quiet, then change it to something "manly". It was funny when we started to talk bout it.

Well, i just had to clear that shit out.
Good night.

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