24th Post

[This post was originally going to be posted on 11-27 but i didnt post it until my cousin came 11-29, he had the pics, thanx Bernie]

Some Lyrics and My Thanksgiving Adventure

The trip to Colorado:
So it was the night before thanksgiving and my cusin and i still needed to go to walmart to get some supplies. We comeback everyone is mad at us because we are holding off everyone from leaving. A 12 hour trip was coming and everyone was anctious to leave. As we cram into the rental-van we are using to get there, we notice the 12 hours are going to be long and uncomfortable everyseat in the hell dammed van was being used. We felt very close to eachother. So we leave everyone is sleepy so only the co-pilot and driver are awake. Soon enough the road gets tireing. So we wake up and just look outside. The rest of the night I managed to salvage by playing Tetris at 9-5 the best i do is 10 lines. Fuck i want to see that Rocket. As we are awaken by a cool breeze and a bumpy road and bright lights we find out that gas stations are not just for gas. They serve to wake u up from the little sleep you get by giving you a cold as fuck gust of wind, fuck you old man winter. But they also serve to get a driver change and a cup of coffee, as well relieving your bowels in the moderately cleen bathroom. So after we warm up, once again i try to fall asleep my attempts are futile due to a winding road and badly paved roads. After 7 hours of compleate darkness the sun starts to rise we are all tired and cant get any sleep. We hear the scenic view is nice, but new mexico is full of open plains and a small mountain, here i realize New Mexico sucks. Fuck NM. As i see the blandness of NM i begin to go into a deep Meditation state and finally trully understand Bob Segar's song Turn the Page. A salute to Truck drivers. As we go into colorado the scenary changes dramatically and it actually gets pretty. A couple hours into COlorado we hear that one of the main roads is closed, a crucial road to get to our destination, it traverses through the mountain and our place is on that side.Sad part is that we were right at the road when we heard the announcement. Turns out a giant boulder fell from the mountain and to get it out is going to take about a day.If would of taken this road to our destination its only 2 more hours, but now we had to go around a fucking mountain, an added 5 hours. FUCK U MURPHY! Right then i got tired and just got fuckin pissed, everything just sucked, for a moment i was truly EVIL. I took some time and just thought about random shit, and i heard the best song for the occation it calmed me down. Let it Be. Afterwards i just sorta calmed myself down and looked around, the same face on everyone, i looked at my cousin he was angry, i looked at my sister we laughed a lot. What else can you do? So i took a nap. Later i woke up calm, but still sorta ticked off at the situation. The next 4 hours were just a blur, full of Quiet Riot, Dio,Garth Brooks, George Strait, Journey, and MetallicA. At 5PM we arrived to my cousins house.

Thanksgiving dinner and the night:
This night was awsome, they say pictures are worth 1000 words. Ours are worth about 200 or so. here is a photo recap of dinner and night, and early next day:


This is me and our little cousin Jimmy. He is known as the most protected boy in the
world, 6+ eyes never leave him.


Me, Bernie, Adrian and his brother Alex. We are all very close cousins.

We ate like this. The original plan was to look like 1920's 'gentelmen' we ended up
lookin like early Mexican revolutionaries.


ALL NIGHT SUCKERS!


Next mornin, sleepy as hell.


Then just screwed around outside. The kid on top of me is our cousin Lionel, we
treat him as if he were older. The girl is Alex and Adrians sister. Protected by her brothers? you
bet she is.

The Next day:
This part is was pretty much just fucked our trip. It turns out that we are going to some gay ass hike into some caverns. My cousins and i did not want to go, all we wanted to do is just chill at the house play HALO2 and just talk about our lives. But did the parents listen. NO! they demanded we go. fuck that, on the way up all we did is complain, but that got old fast so my cousin adrian and i were doin some stupid shit with some wheat thins we found in the car. Fun until we ate one, then we got thirsty. At the cavern thing we were dirrected by some loser guide who my brother thought was gay, or had a rock fetish.His rules for the cavern thing were simple enough, just dont touch the walls or take anything, turns out if u take something its a federal offence.Yea i touched the walls, and took accouple rocks.im a rebel, you like? He tryed so hard to make Geology fun and exciting, he ended up looking like a boob, and we amused ourself by dishing out some harsh rants twards the Guide. Fuck him if he cant take a joke. After the pointless tour we had to go back to my cousins house. At least the night will be fun. WRONG! WHY? they decided to spend our last night at my Uncles house. It sucked, bernie and i just wanted to stay with our cousins but that was taken away, we were mad and sad. But why didnt they let us stay? I guess the answer is Blowing in the Wind ;) When we got there we were just looking for something to do. The answer....a 100 peice puzzle we would do with the help of our cousins Miguel 6years and his brother Leo 5 years old. We were to do it with the picture side down. Bad idea, we never finished the puzzle. lol. A fucking 100 peices. We have done 3000 peices in one night. Whats wrong with us?? So we jsut quit.During the night we just saw cartoons and i tryed to comunicate with my GF but service in the Rockies sucks. The next day we needed to wake up to come back home. This whole day sucked. Summed up nicely by my cousin erlyer " Im 1500 ft. up on the Rocky Moutains, and im not going down on a Snow Board?! Im pissed"

The trip back was weird, we were supposed to come back with my brother instead of my uncle in the van. See, my uncle is going to take this car they gave him all the way to El Paso, and my cousin voluteered to be his co-pilot. God Bless him. Now the van will be a lot more comfortable, but it sux cause my cousin isnt there. oh well. The trip back was full of sleep, i hadent slept for 40+ hours. I just crashed. all i remember is waking up from a small dream most likely endused by songs Hallowed Be Thy Name and the Ace of Spades. So now im just waiting for bernie and my uncle to arrive.

So my trip sucked, but the fun parts were fun and worth the hastle. I just hope Christmas will be better. And we got off with a nice quote that sums up our entire trip.
"We are all going to wake up retarded exept for Adrian" Yea its a major inside joke but those are funnyer and priceless. They are memories. And i dont wanna type anymore so i'll just let you expand on the cheezyness.

Good Bye!


NOTE: My cousin called and it turns out that they are staying another night in colorado due to heavy snow, so yea. hope he makes it home ok.





23rd Post

I am currently getting ready for my trip north.
The check list:
Pants- check
Tie-check
Camera-check
Funny mustache-check
Shirts-Check
Cosby sweater(TM)-Check (i wonder how many people will actually find taht funny)
Backpack-Check
Game Boy-Check x2 (yea i am a nerd, so fuck off)
Pocket Watch-check
GF-I wish,im gonna miss you. I need somone to talk to when i dont sleep, oh yea, i forgot to mention. Im goin to Colorado, sorry its so late i seriously forgot thats why im packing my bags 2 hours before i have to leave. we need to talk. Please dont leave me! lol

In other news, i got this kick ass gf, most of u know her. She is awsome. And my yearly AIM turkey is not going to be available. So i will post it here. Turkey day will be fun, might post pics. Go Packers!
HAPPY THANKSGIVIN'
GOBBLE GOBBLE!

[There is supposed to be areally cool text turkey here....if you want to see it just ask]

(Yea i know its lame, but that turkey has been around for a couple years. That is my away message during Thanxgiving, taht is compleately unabriged, you can tell from the really bad grammar. So yea.)


Bye all
Have a Happy Thanxgiving.....GOO GOO GA JOOB!!!!

(Beatles fans should be disapointed...so here goes another)
Yellow matter custard/dripping from a dead dogs eye.

Pwned bitches. I'm a pirate...are you?

Ok this is good bye

Bye All
Happy Thanxgiving

22nd Post

Fuck i kick ass. Why do i kick ass, i dont know i just do. ..but anyways. I donno why im positing. I just like to type. And i kick ass. Fuck im an idiot. Arent i? Just so you people know i like to say i kick ass because i like to be cocky, but i really am not. Get it?? me neither i sounded good in my head, and im not willing to erase it.

So our plan for thanxgiving is to wear mustaches from like the 1920's all night, and we even have cool straw hats. Yes im serious, yes we are stupid, yes we will look back and say "what were we thinkin?" Im amped for my trip to colorado, all trip i will play POKeMON and Mario Golf. Yea its lame but its what i do. And i have proposed to play tetris till i beet 9-5 i need to see the spaceship. Fuck i rule. All night Thanxgiving will be HALO2 and thats bout it. also i need to talk to Rose..... but i will wait till i get back.

So yea, at skool i gave Tanya a Letter. It was hilarious. It was litterally a leter, a big T on a sheet of paper. All i said was "Hey i wrote u a letter" gave it to her and took off. needless to say she was befuddled and just looked creeped out. Hilarity later ensued when she went up to me and asked me something, clearly she overanalyzed things. I rule.

Why the self love u ask? i ono, just in a somewhat good mood. and just note i am not a cocky sob. Just feel like acting one.

Happy Thanxgiving.

21st Post

[original post aired 11-20-04 at 18:06]

Anonymous said...

Hello Carlos,
I have seen you from skool. You have probably seen me to, but you probably don't notice me. But that's ok. I'm very shy when it comes to talking to people. I'm sorry to her about your trip. Mine kind of sucked to. But hey life's a bicth then you marry one. Well, if you feel that this is scary you don't have to replie you can forget about me. I am just a stranger to you. I bid you adui(sorry that's suppose to mean goodbye.)(stupid me)
17:29

Who knew someone acctually knew me at skool?

Ok seriously. Who is this? im just eager to find a frend. how do i know they will be my firend? well they read one post. anyone who reads any of my bs and still comments without flaming has either a good scence of humor/knows me/ or is psyco. So now i ask that this psyco-groupy-coccaine crazy person tell me who they are. look ill even make this face :(
i hate knowing something is a secret!!! I know this comment is at least a week old because i dont ever check comments. I thought no one read this. Now if this person does not want to tell me who they are they will have that "what if..." question in their minds so it sux for them. But if u do want to approach me, feel free....except if its qua-z *shrugs in terror*. (Fuck u if u said that was dick.) but i gota hand it to this person, i like your style you obviously have a scence of eddiquet and class....I'm instead of Im, nice punksuation, but u misspelled reply and don't know the diff bettween to and too -100 points. im so evil. but seriously folks, if its a real person just tell me, and if its a joke just tell me. And untill i find out who this is no new posts!!!.................never mind. i need the publicity.

This week was one of those weeks were you just cant find your grove. monday was odd because i just hate mondays. Tuesday sucked i forgot to do my homework and we had a test, but i did go out and got in trouble for staying out late, i wont forget that night. Wednesday i slacked off but i liked it , it gave me time to think about stuff and that is the day i was officially better from my cold!!! YAY. all this week ive been just meditating on my thoughts i used to do it all the time but then i got a Rose. Yes u read it correctly "Meditation on my thoughts", i think of so much random stuff that i need to sort it out and i think about the reasons i think taht way. Yes i am weird.

Then Friday comes along, if Friday were a chick id fuck her. afterskool friday i was in mood to go anywhere witht he gang so i stayed home. At 7 i go babysit my lil cuzin while his parents were entertaining guests. but it was cool because he just wanted to be with Daddy, so me and bernie just layed back in his room and played with his legos and saw cartoons. Pwnage. After their dinner party we cleaned up and played with the boy a bit, but then he had to go to sleep and my cuzin and i were off to IHOP.

IHOP
The only reason we are here is because there was an interesting waitress she was about 5'4 amd spoke with a light spanish accent, obviously too smart to be working at an ihop, and had a look in her eye....as if she had a mission, mabe a college degree, a mission paved with money she would earn with her little job and friendly service,and as an added bonus she was cute. needless to say, we overtipped that day. But alas she was not on duty that this day so we ended up eating half a half-stack and tipping the waiter moe 2 bucks. But that night was not a compleate loss. It turns out that i am going to open an IHOW our motto "...because pancackes suck"
At ihop we did do some people watching, funny as always, everyone tryes so hard its sick. You can definately telll who is pure and who is fakeing. After this we went to walmart

Wal-Mart
HAHAHa suckers, all we did is buy a ski mask and a game, nothing fancy like in Post 11 renamed "Halloween Middrift" as i am calling it.

ok, thats it. i need to see what is goin on tonight, so i will post in a few days, and Anonymous please tell me who you are, i dont judge.

Adieu ;)

[Edit: I edited this one, the comments are all gone just cause i didnt think it was your buisness, but i got transcripts, so yea ask me if you are THAT interested]

20th Post

Pi,Pie, and cake.
wow, my 20th post. god im a loser.
So i was going to post erlyer but my account was broken so i had to wait till today. The week seemed just very simple, nothin big happend, i guess it seemed so simple since band is over, and now i have no excuse to not do my homework. see, my friends and i made up a chart that labled sports/band v. GPA. Our grades droped because of a cocktail of the world series, monday night football, and band. now we have no excuse to slack off....damn. I hate skool.

Thursday night i felt like i was going to get sick. Friday morning im sick. Damn stupid exponential growth of bacteria. Yea so i was sick, all day i slacked off and i didnt even do my lab. Yea im a rebel ;) u like? that night was also our last game. Sad sorta, glad almost. That night i just wasnt in the mood to deal with anything, but i went out with the boys either way. But all we did was rant on people in the freezing cold outside of my friends house, while i kept getting sick. I return home and usually my cousin and i do something but that night i just crashed i was really that sick when i got home. Saturdaymorning i wake up and start watching cartoons and play video games and read the TuckerMax stories( they are funny, even better than this blog.... shut-up) as i laughed and cursed at my illness i start to get hungry so my dad and i go eat. i come back and once again do nothing but later my cousin calls. he and i are poor and we were going to go to IHOP to just get some pie and coffee but he never comes due to lack of money or fear of infection. That night i catch up with some friends and i just meditate on certain things, especially on becoming beter friends with Miss Loya. but the only way i think i will be able do this is by opening up a little more and i suck at showing emotions. That night i also talked to Rose for a long while, she is awsome. the next morning i wake up sick as a mule and i realize i have to go to juarez later. so i shower and just relax and i decide i will not give my usual additude about going. usually i will pout and get all mad, my dad then gets mad, then when i get there i calm down because i cant do anything about it. but this week i acctually didnt mind on going, except one problem, i was sick and it was as cold as my additude towards charlie. but i really wanted to go, first i wanted to see my cousin, second i wanted to get some candy, and to top it off there was a birthday and i wanted some cake. but when i am about to get into the car my dad just looked at me, and said "go back inside, i dont want you to get any worse than you are" it was a bitter sweet feeling, but as much as i dislike doing pointless stuff with my dad, i hate when he is alone doin stuff, i dont know why. so what i did the rest of the night was watch tv and drink juice. then my cousin and i had the idea to watch cartoons. so we go, get our blankets and sit on the couch. after the second eppisode we lay down and to get comfortable i get on top of him. (not like that u perverts) at that point i am feeling very sick and he is as tired as hell,in a mix of cold and our physical status topped of with the monotone sounds of cartoons we we end up going to sleep. wen we wake up, we look at eachother and decide that, that was probably the gayest thing any of us has ever done, but it was a good nap. No i am not gay. Thats it, pretty boring but i was sick.....yea thats it.
So long farewell,
!!The Good Guy!!

19th Post

State and other missadventures with ur very own....CARLOS!!!
Yea last time i posted was saturday. So state came and whent and took me down with it. The trip was a trip on many levels but to define trip, trip= to fall, trip=to grow incohearent to normality, trip= to move to another place usually away from home to go to somewheres cool.
SUNDAY!
I left, the busride was fun not too much commotion just waited for us to hit McDonnald's.
McDonnalds
We arive and BA is there. Cool....sure. So we just walk around, im not hungry we walk then i hear from thecrowds of people from Americas and BA, "do u know C arlos the Trumpet player?" Funk, i look like shit, all my friends are being jerks. ic ant see her now. Then Rose gets me, this is where i go wrong. I pannic (donno why im an idiot) i grab her and i make her run. We hide and thenc ome out. it was pointless. so i meat her friends, she meets mine. all fine andwell, i give her my hat.
MONDAY!
This day i will not forget. I wake up, we have to meet at some park accross the street, then later we have another practice, and then we go see 3A finals. Ok we go get redy for the day, i look through my shit, i cant find my uniform shirt, we need it for the practice and most importantly the stadium, this pretty much kills my day. all morning i ask people if they have extras, my friends laugh. Untill, my friend Angel. he proposes i take his shirt and he will take a hit for me. Thank God. I convince him to wear a coat for the practice. To sweeten the deal i buy him a hat he had been wanting. So it was practice time, it is all good i get to keep a clean rep with the directors..... At the stadium we are supposed to go to the finals, i walk confident that i pulled all this bullshit off, and i trip and fall, fuck stairs. Later i find Rose and the rest was history. At the hotel we are supposed to get our uniforms from the truck. we get to the hotel drop our bags off in the room on the 17th floor, on some of the slowest elevators. we think..."coffee sounds good" ok, lets get starbucks.
STARBUCKS
I enter with my buddys. We talk normal. I get in line with em. We are talking, i spew out somethng like, "Yea dude its cause ur fucking stupid" At that instant this little girl pops out of nowhere and a fucking cop high on his luitenant status (ouu what power!!...) turns the fuck around and tells me "hey watch ur mouth son, dont u see the child?" fuck i froze up, instantly i thought, ok, this guy thinks he is the shit because he has a badge, he also belives that freedom of speach is not entirely free, and he thinks giving tickets to holigans such as myself is a thrill. What do i do? i just suck it up, i let him win this one, fuck him. this prick was a serious prick, i mean couldnt he of at least said it in a nicer way instead of the whole scene. As i walk with my tail between my legs, my friends laugh its kool but fucking pendleton always fucking makes shit worse, i felt like punching him.
SUNDAY AT THE HOTEL
So we head out of the starbucks, no later than 2 minutes i fucking fall on a little stairway, fuck karma. So i keep hobleing along as we get closer to the hotel we find that the uniform truck is about to leave, but we dont bother asking the booster if some uniforms were left back. we go in, the director goes up to us and tells us. "hope u guys aren't here for ur uniforms". We go runing back to the truck, we get to see the tailights and licenceplate. quickly we start making a plan. we ditch the coffee in our room and go to the meating in the lobby. after many hopeless efforts in trying to find our uniforms and finding a good excuse, we determine that the best thing to do is to tell one of the directors what had happend during room check. So we head back to our room. My friend and I stay back just to reflect a little. As we gather our wits and head for our room, the elevator comes we sit back and wait for the door to close, then as the doors start to close in comes Mr. Vega and Mr. Bailey. Fuck! so there is an awkward pause and the battle begins. the elevator is silent. there is me, Angel, Pendleton(he forgot his uniform), some bitchy commie chiks, 2 directors, and a flag.
THE ELEVATOR
bailey starts stuff out. as Vega leers at Pendleton and myself(the bitch knows what we did), and he also stares at Angel donno why he had his shit together the whole trip.
BAILEY: [to vega] Did u hear 4 BOYS forgot their uniform on the bus.
VEGA: [obviously pissed and disapointed] yea, its a shame.
COMMIE BITCH #1: I dont understand how u can forget it, blah blah blah blah. (stupid bitch)
COMMIE BITCH #2: (obviously is a follower to #1) yea (then some stupid bullshit. Bullshit right people!)
so now its a mood for the commies to take advantage of the whole situation, but luckly i have quick wits
ME!: So what are THEY going to have to do? [looking directly at VEGA and ignoring some commies]
VEGA: Well THEY are just going to have to change in back of the stadium. (i can see his true inner evil spirit wanting to come out and attack me)
PENDLETON: [gives some retarded persons laugh] thats fair.
(now the little clash is over and there is an extreamly awkward silence in the air)
ANGEL: So.....Where are u all from?
[we laugh and 5 seconds later we are out of that coffin]
so later that evening we had room checks we ask what we are going to do about our uniforms, we have to warm up in whatever he have to put on underneath our uniforms. all fine and well. the rest of the night was kool. I sorta fell asleep, but what woke me up was that some flag girls had come to our room they brought candy, yay! so we just talked.

TUESDAY (gameday)
we woke up went to dennys and chatted about the trip, turns out mine was the worst due to the shirt, uniform, and incohearent panic, these events led me to believe the world was against me. ......meh.....so on to state. at warm up me and my buddys all looked a fool. everyone looked sharp but all we had on was a white shirt gym shorts and long black socks topped off with marching shoes. so we had to play, very emotional, one of the best preformances, but i think we could of done better.so we went back to our busses, ate and went back to see the announcements. there i would find Rose. that was fun. we went back somewhere and went back. i chilled for a while with my buds and then ventured off on my own to find Rose and just think about some stuff. soon after i found someone, it was Ms. Tanya Loya. we talked about stuff and more stuff, and about post 17 and other stuff. she is a cool lady, any guy who can get her is lucky (hear that Baca?) i made a good friend that night, and then i found Rose, we had fun. then later i look at my watch, i realize that no BA or Americas people have gone by. we try to find them, no luck. so we quickly say our good byes and we run to our busses. turns out i sigle handedly caused everyone to back track almost an hour. YAY!

so thats the trip. there are so many more details but i cant force u to read a 5+ page report. for the time back to today not much happend. but today is somethn i wont forget any time soon either. so i get picked up by one of my friends, they are going to go drink and get high, i might join in if not i might be able to score at least 5 bucks from a drunk guy. so i go, instantly i knw it was a bad idea, they dont even have a safe place to hide out and do that stuff, but i decide to follow along make sure we dont get caught. so we go to a little park not verry lit and very deep. so they bring out the quarts and the weed. it is all good, are lighting the stuff soon after one of the girls takes off with my friend to go eat. about 3 minutes later, we receive a call....cops are headed for us. At this time we see our friends leave in their car. we just hear cops, we are half baked and its not untill we see lights that it hits us. fuck, we start runin for our lives, there are five of us, i try to convince 2 others to run, but these fucks are high and drunk so i tell them if jail would be cool. by the time i had convinced them the other 2 were already at base camp. so we went off went to my friends house, luckly he lives near one of the flag girls that we talk to. so we hide at her house, and supprize supprize the other 2 runaways are there. as we walk in we see the dad. i have to front because the other 2 are fucked up. we walk in. we gather our scences and then we call our friend. during this time we are so delirious that its hard not to laugh. i feel bad and very great full for that act of kindness from flag friend. i feel terrible, i dont really talk to the girl and i just blew my first REAL first impression with her. Sorry. But i thank her so much, im in her debt. so our friend picks us up and we go to peter piper. here i fuck up once again, and fuck up another first impression. oh well, i was high, she will understand. so later i decide its best for me to go home. and im back.

That was pretty much the week. um....yea.
Now i have to do alot of homework.
BYE BYE!