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It all has to end some time....

Fuck im pissed that my vacation is over. I wish i could just have one more week. but meh, what ar u gonna do? I got my new grafix card in the mail about 2 days ago. Installed it the second i got it. The case was sooooooo dusty. I dont know why my processor didnt fail. There were so many dust bunnys. It was disgusting. Ive been looking at my Cal book and i decided it would be my hardest class. being how it is my ONLY AP class. but i had to look through the book just to make sure. Half of this stuff doesnt even make sence to be in the same paragraph.

I went to freshman camp. Looks like i will get me a fresh bitch. Taylor is still annoying, but i think i can fuck up some freshman morale, i just dont know who will be the one.

Pendleton never looks me in the eye any more. Its funny i think. To think, we used to talk, but alas my time is come to say our woefull...... i donno, we just have to be able to do the small talk or else im going to have to find new..er friends. I mean, i know he isnt giving up his current friends right now, he is too much of a loser to make any. I dont know why im ranting. But in any case, im pretty sure id lose at that , mainly because he is like that fuckin rock in the middle of something important. you know you could probably get rid of it, but its too deep in, and it would take too much work to take it out. so u just meander(sorry just wanted to say that word) about and just kinda get used to its pointless ness..

i miss my syster, she was 'teh fun'

on a lighter note. I am doin pretty well w/my gf. she is cool. We never argue, wich is kinda weird because ive been known to argue just randomly. wich brings up a point...mabe im just conforming, am i tired of all of it? tired of all the work i put into my pointless ness? tired of just being around those that can cause me to break? just conforming? or is she the one that conforms to suit me? does she avoid the whole mixup all together to make me happy? or does she do it to keep me from knowing her true secret? her true self? her othr boyfriend????? or is she like some sort of pirate zombie whos goal is to infiltrate the young minds while they are still in hs so that they can build an army of brainwashed children/zombies and then when they have the army they will revolt against the whole 'why dont we sleep during the day, besides its cooler at night' then we will because as u know, even a sniper cant kill the undead, then we will spend all our resources on keeping the land lit, then the in the underground they will have that room like in Dr. Strangelove, just with more delagates, just think the UN on steroids, renamed UNoS, they will be making a plot to make a huge revolution to kill all the zombies by making them run off cliffs and sending them to a "tour" to the sun, because as you know, they are extreamly clumzy off cliffs and zombies are eazyly killed in space unlike Freeza.....(fukin morons, dont you people know how to kill a zombie, cliffs and space) . and all the while she is making this army of idiot kids, she is having those gothic orgys ive been hearing about,AHHHH!!!! im going to go cry myself to sleep...or mabe im over reacting. but the fact that she is having those unprotected gothic orgys gets to me... or even worse another BF.... now she can let him down easy, but in a month its over.

I win!!! ................................no i dont....
damn

41st Post

[diz post bee about me fun luck in New England!]
God damn it. you people suck..

[rant]i havent posted in nearly * months and you people dont care enogh to say, "hey you there boy..update ur blog bizznach!" Is that really too hard? [/rant] (if u dont get the joke dont bother askin)

In anycase i went to New England to go to my cousins graduation it was nice. I went to boston, it pwns, it was nice. But then, the road trip. That was the funtastic part. See me and bernie went on a crazy adventure. See the thing is that my uncle was leaving a day ahead of us, so he decided to leave a day ahead so he wouldnt have to go the 2hour commute to the airport at 4 oclock in the mornin. So we go, and we stay at a nice hotel....so we thought. After stealing cerrial from the little breakfast area. (xzibitA)
(Exibit A!)

We went back to the room to see what "travesuras" we could do, but we really didnt get to the room, we just kinda parked ourselves in the hallway and started talking. Then we saw the word fire and decided to see what was in there. This is the turning point of our little getaway, when we opend it there was...well, you can see for yourself in xzibit B
(Exibit B!)

So scarry when we thought about it that i almost fainted. Or was it that we were laughin so hard?
(Exicibit C)

Then we fell asleep

The next morning we get a phone call that the whole family was going to migrate from maine, to the airport in new hampshere. They told us we would be staying in a town not to far away from our current location. So now, me and bernie are left alone in the middle of New Hampshere, with nothin to do but go and shop because as we all know, this state is TAX FREE!!!!YAY! $$$ Later, we decided to go to the hotel they had directed us to. We ask the locals and find out the hotel is in a little town about 30 min from our location. Soon enough we are off. Yes, we get to the town, We go right since the left looked uninhabited and the same scene from fuckin Psyko. So we drive, this place looks nice. Not at all odd. about 5 min of driving we find this pimptacular ice-cream stand.

Bet you cant see why me and bernie found this pun xtreamly funny. ( yea, us neither)

Good soft serve

So we drive. 15 min later, we find the COOLEST THING EVER!!!!1111on3oneone. We both say doubleyou-tee-ef and AWSOME! at the same time, guess what it is.....If you guessed Church made DOJO you are correct.

I AM THE EGG-MAN, THEY ARE THE EGG-MEN!

I AM THE WALRUS!

GOO-GOO GAJOOB

(if you dont get the last one, that is where a nativity scene is supposed to go, i use supposed loosely)

Lets put this one in for good measure

but do we stop and turn around? after all we did manage to zoom through a wormwhole where middle schools turn into morman sects, and morman sects turn into THAT, not to mention the roadside ALWAYS repeats itself, go a mile a shaws, go a mile trees. IT KEEPS LOOPING!. No we dont, we stay on course, i plead to bernie, "turn back the glitch in the space time continue-um only lasts for a given number of time" noo, we go straight into the OTHER TOWN. Eventually we make it back past our wormhole and realize we should of went Left. Not 3min to the left we find the hotel.there we just shoot the shit and i watch the Braves lose. I never win....

regards.

!!The Good Guy!! <---------------Doesnt know why he said regards