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[diz post bee about me fun luck in New England!]
God damn it. you people suck..

[rant]i havent posted in nearly * months and you people dont care enogh to say, "hey you there boy..update ur blog bizznach!" Is that really too hard? [/rant] (if u dont get the joke dont bother askin)

In anycase i went to New England to go to my cousins graduation it was nice. I went to boston, it pwns, it was nice. But then, the road trip. That was the funtastic part. See me and bernie went on a crazy adventure. See the thing is that my uncle was leaving a day ahead of us, so he decided to leave a day ahead so he wouldnt have to go the 2hour commute to the airport at 4 oclock in the mornin. So we go, and we stay at a nice hotel....so we thought. After stealing cerrial from the little breakfast area. (xzibitA)
(Exibit A!)

We went back to the room to see what "travesuras" we could do, but we really didnt get to the room, we just kinda parked ourselves in the hallway and started talking. Then we saw the word fire and decided to see what was in there. This is the turning point of our little getaway, when we opend it there was...well, you can see for yourself in xzibit B
(Exibit B!)

So scarry when we thought about it that i almost fainted. Or was it that we were laughin so hard?
(Exicibit C)

Then we fell asleep

The next morning we get a phone call that the whole family was going to migrate from maine, to the airport in new hampshere. They told us we would be staying in a town not to far away from our current location. So now, me and bernie are left alone in the middle of New Hampshere, with nothin to do but go and shop because as we all know, this state is TAX FREE!!!!YAY! $$$ Later, we decided to go to the hotel they had directed us to. We ask the locals and find out the hotel is in a little town about 30 min from our location. Soon enough we are off. Yes, we get to the town, We go right since the left looked uninhabited and the same scene from fuckin Psyko. So we drive, this place looks nice. Not at all odd. about 5 min of driving we find this pimptacular ice-cream stand.

Bet you cant see why me and bernie found this pun xtreamly funny. ( yea, us neither)

Good soft serve

So we drive. 15 min later, we find the COOLEST THING EVER!!!!1111on3oneone. We both say doubleyou-tee-ef and AWSOME! at the same time, guess what it is.....If you guessed Church made DOJO you are correct.

I AM THE EGG-MAN, THEY ARE THE EGG-MEN!

I AM THE WALRUS!

GOO-GOO GAJOOB

(if you dont get the last one, that is where a nativity scene is supposed to go, i use supposed loosely)

Lets put this one in for good measure

but do we stop and turn around? after all we did manage to zoom through a wormwhole where middle schools turn into morman sects, and morman sects turn into THAT, not to mention the roadside ALWAYS repeats itself, go a mile a shaws, go a mile trees. IT KEEPS LOOPING!. No we dont, we stay on course, i plead to bernie, "turn back the glitch in the space time continue-um only lasts for a given number of time" noo, we go straight into the OTHER TOWN. Eventually we make it back past our wormhole and realize we should of went Left. Not 3min to the left we find the hotel.there we just shoot the shit and i watch the Braves lose. I never win....

regards.

!!The Good Guy!! <---------------Doesnt know why he said regards