12th Post

Homework sux. But its almost Friday so to celebrate this occasion, i will not be doing my Homework, least not all of it. So today was a crappy day sorta, the crappy stuff that happend to me ended up being sorta funny. You see, in the morning i got to practice really late. I did my half assed push-up and walked my laps. This was funny because the commie alonzo already knew i was going to do it, all he said to me was "40 and a lap, and this time, try to put some effort into it" i just laughed and did em worse. Then it was practice time. Everything was going like a normal practice, the usual stuff, move right, move left, turn your head, cough, etc. Then near the end of practice the funnyest, most fucked up thing happened to me. The director was lookin at our arch somone was off so he gave directions, one by one on where to go, my turn came up. He says over the intercom thing, "Leo, ok just move to the left." I look around befuddled, at that point i was shoked, he didnt even hesitate on the name, he said it so naturally. So i just keep lookin around, i point to myself, he says "yea you!" i just look at him i yell out along with some other DI guy, "Its Carlos sir." The next line i cant make this up, he clearly said, "yea. Whatever....". Hillarity sweeps through the field faster than champagne on ice. I start to break out in laughter, hell if i can't beat em. But the irony to it is that normally he will just say something to make up for it, not exactly appologize but he will make it clear it was an accident, but of course i get the only time when he is on his days. Fun stuff. THen here comes 2nd period. All is fine and good, until my idiot friend has to start the "I dont give a fuck" everyone at the table says it at a moderate volume, but of course im a kick ass pirate and say it louder than a cow on fire(boy those are loud when their up in flames). The teacher calls me. She instantly says "Mr Nieto lets call mom to tell her waht u just said" fuck she meant it, but Carlos Nieto does not back down from a battle. I stand up, look into her eyes.
ME- "My mom?"
Teacher-"yeah"
me-ok, but im pretty sure she is not there
Teacher- [thinkin shes got me beat] ok lets call her at work
[silly teachrs, i throw her the best curve ever]
Me-oh she is not living in el paso, but we can still call home to see who is there, my brother mabe.
Teacher-[a wtf look on her face] ok, just sit over here.
PWNED BITCH! i walk to my seat, almost wanting to wave to the crowds and get my applause. for the rest of the class my friends at the corner of the room kept laughing, i just sat back and meditated on my victory. So my day was done. But before i could leave, i got out of my friends car shut the door...hmm, my finger is stuck. MY FINGER IS STUCK???? SHIT! MY FINGER IS STUCK IN THE DOOR!! i start yelling looking at it, my friend looks at me, looks at my finger, looks at me, he starts yelling. For a good 3 seconds my finger is caught between the door. I just open the door and start laughing. fuck my day was fucked.
Later in the day my cusin comes over and shows my a picture he drew on his down time, wtf it means i dont know but its worth posting.

(my cousin got mad cause u cant see the writing, the girl= "My ghetto prince", Me [supposedly]:Thats right baby, as for the crown it says Burger King:)

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