28th Post

Charged in the first and second degree
Amazing what can happen in a week. I am happy, seeing and talking to no one really clears your head leaves ya alone with your thoughts....but it also could get kinda boring. Anywho christmas came and i didnt feel taht holiday spirit. So wat did i do on the 25th? I put on a Green shirt with a red longsleeve undershirt. No one is goin to take my christmas. This week was ok. I talked with some aquaintances made them friends, and made a stronger connection with others. It was cool, and compleately currupts the statement i made earlyer.

Also, this week i got my presents from santy clause. $200 wich i will be spendin on pants and shoose and a haircut. this week i also ate so much, i think i gained at least 10pounds.....fuck it, ill deal with it after break.

The 24th was cool, see, my family opens presents at midnight 25th, and we "fool" santa into thinkin all the kids are asleep. The scenerio is this, all the kids pretend to sleep so santa can drop off the presents. How do we know santa arives? Well that is the fun part, normally our uncles will go outside and ring bells, stomp on the ground, and say HOHOHO to emulate an encounter with santa. This year....i was hired to be santa. So i gathered my deer(cousins) and we got on the roof. We almost slipped and died. Santa's job does not go with OSHA standards. Later that night, we went to IHOP at 3:00AM

The mornin of the 25th we went to juarez to visit my dads side of the family. Verry wholesome bunch, funny, and just cool. The funnyest thing was when my 5year old cousin wanted to go into the "cool" room, he couldnt get in and asked, "why cant i get in" a second later my other cousin 6yrs says "because the door is closed"......fuck u, i thought it was funny. So when i got home later, i decided to invite myself to my cousins hotel room, so when we got there my cousin and i decided to make some yummy camble thick and herty beef stew that u make in the microwave. Looks like this.

At the first wiff of this thing i knew it was trouble, i swear it smelled like Alpo. but at this point my cousin and i were not feering anything, we were cocky sobs who made noise in the halls. Karma is for pussys. So we put it in the microwave, we saw it spin around yay, radiation lowers my sperm count ;-) Finnaly its done. We take it out, damn the plastic is hot...ok, lets just get some napkins and we are on our way. So i slowly set the soup down on a napkin and gently raise the bowl up....suddenly the lid comes off and spills on my left wrist. Fuck its hot, so hot in fact that i start cussing and shaking my wrist wildly in the air, there is fucking brown dogfood smelling shit in the air, it hits my cousins face, i hear "ouch my face" i later realize the soup is still pouring on my fucking sock ouch my foot. fuck it hurts. so we quickly run to their room,soup in hand, and i run cold water down my wrist (we were in the hotel kitchen, the microwave in our room made too much noise) . Fuck, i got fucked up, fuck karma. Anyways, i am in deep pain at that moment, luckly a 24hour walgreens was close by. So i went to go buy some Neosporin with pain reliever.That shit does not work, all night i was in agrivating pain, i swear i had tears in my eyes. So to relieve the pain i slept next to an open window. I love winter. Here is a pic of me thinkin, FUCK CAMBELLS, FUCK THE LIEING NEOSPORIN BOX, AND FUCK THIS PAIN.


So that night sucked balls, but the free waffles made up for it! On sunday i went to Putt-Putt and i tended to my wounds, but monday i get my licence, how exciting.
Yea i know this postt sucked, but 3 hours of sleep in 48hours is too little for a guy.

See ya'll later
Happy New Year!!!!!111!!11oneone!!!!11!!!one